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All bow to the Duck Army, soon you will all be ducks, and I shall be your leader. Cuppa tea??? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Hello, I am the chosen one, shortly I will be taking over the world, and when I do there will be a lot of changes. Yes, you must all do exactly as I say or I will have no choice but to feed you to my army of cute fluffly ducks. The leaders of this army are my dear friends Duckie, Dippy and Snuffley, they are cute, fluffy, evil beings, trained to kill, and they will, just you wait and see. We are all very friendly though and we mean no harm, just as long as you respect our wishes and listen to our demands. All we want is Ben & Jerrys chocolate fudge brownie ice cream, equal rights for ducks and penguins and other cute things, lots of money and a very big fridge/freezer, and a mansion about 3 miles long, and not too high. Thanks, I look forward to being your leader until the end of the world. Bye Bye have a nice day!!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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The Duck And The Kangaroo | Said the Duck to the Kangaroo, "Good gracious! how you hop! Over the fields and the water too, As if you would never stop! My life is a bore in this nasty pond, And I long to go out into the world beyond! I wish I could hop like you!" Said the Duck to the Kangaroo. "Please give me a ride on your back!" Said the Duck to the Kangaroo. "I would sit quite still, and say nothing but 'Quack' The whole of the long day through! And we'd go to the Dee, and the Jelly Bo Lee, Over the land, and over the sea;- Please take me a ride! O do!" Said the Duck to the Kangaroo. Said the Kangaroo to the Duck, "This requires some little reflection; Perhaps on the whole it might bring me luck, And there seems but one objection, Which is, if you'll let me speak so bold, Your feet are unpleasantly wet and cold, And would probably give me the roo- Matiz!" said the Kangaroo. Said the Duck, "As I sate on the rocks, I have thought over that completely, And I bought four pairs of worsted socks Which fit my web-feet neatly. And to keep out the cold I've bought a cloak, And every day a cigar I'll smoke, All to follow my own dear true Love of a Kangaroo!" Said the Kangaroo, "I'm ready! All in the moonlight pale; But to balance me well, dear Duck, sit steady! And quite to the end of my tail!" So away they went with a hop and a bound, And they hopped the whole world three times round; And who was so happy, - O who, As the Duck and the Kangaroo?
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